Thursday, April 22, 2010

Your Friendly Guide to Robots Comments Section: your source for unsolicited chinese video chat links!

Ladies and gentlemen!
Come one, come all... to the greatest collection of unsolicited porn links the internet has ever seen..

Okay, that's probably not true... but... still... have you checked out my comments? There's a lot of chinese porn links in there. From now on, I'm going to assume a large percentage of my readership is in the asian porn market and custom tailor my content to match. Where can you go to find "online most sexy and most gentle host are all here, waiting to meet with you, with video chat" (thanks google translate!)? Probably a number of places better than this blog. Some of them might even have pictures!

Now I know I haven't exactly been good about updating this blog, or writing about stuff people want to read, or even posting coherent passages that could be considered to fall within the category of "writing," but that's all about to change. Now. Starting with this.

My first in a series of (let's say 1) advice columns for asian video chant porn sites.

****Today's topic: What not to put in your sexy video chat profile.*****
I'm not one to contradict the "Candid Taiwan University," but there are some things that just don't belong in a performer's profile. Age (even if fake), height, measurements... sure, these all belong and are expected. Favorite color? Why not. Blood type? No. Listen, you don't need to include your blood type in your sexy video chat online profile. It really isn't necessary. I don't often look at a woman and think "Oh man, that is some sexy O-negative." Really, it does not need to be there; it's kind of creepy. If I saw a web page advertising "hot B- on AB+ action" I probably wouldn't click on it (okay, I would, but that's not the point). If I were looking for a site connecting kidney donors with perspective patients, yes. If I'm looking for a "Student body moving charming sister, usually nice, and sometimes naughty and mischievous," no...

And on an unrelated note... I do NOT want to know what you're going to do with that bottle of green tea.