You are cordially invited to what will surely be one of the most magical of occasions: The 1st Annual Matt Decker Wood Chipper Ball.
Come join us for an exciting evening of dance, music, fine wine, and disposing of fallen tree branches.
Bring that special someone with you, and mulch away the evening together.
The party starts at 7PM, so don't be late. Please bring your own wood chipper.
PS: This has nothing to do with the tree that was blown down in my back yard by the remnants of Hurricane Ike.
1 comment:
Will there be any criminals we can woodchip? Or is it BYOC?
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