1) Buy a Prius. Seriously. I promise the 2010 Prius isn't a transformer that will transform into a giant robot programed to lecture you on low-flow shower heads.... before enslaving the human race. I promise.
2) Compost... something. It doesn't matter what. Compost your neighbor's dog. Every time you compost something, a polar bear doesn't die. You don't want to kill polar bears, DO YOU?
3) Solve Global Warming. We'd all really appreciate it if you got on that one right away.
4) Don't shave. 364 days a year: you're lazy. 1 day a year: you're conserving water.
5) Give a slide show. You're going to want to get yourself a copy of Keynote (part of the 2009 iWork suite), put together a few dozen dramatic slides, then tour the country. I guarantee you'll win an Oscar, Nobel Prize, Grammy, Emmy, Pulitzer, and World's Greatest Dad... but not the Presidency. Sorry.
6) Recycle. Reusing old jokes counts, too.
7) Convert your cat's personal Hummer H2 to run on biofuel. Listen, house cats are our nation's number one consumer of petroleum products. It's time we woke up and did something about this.
8) Make a lame list. Double points if you make it about stuff to do on Earth day at 8:00 PM, when it is the least relevant. Triple points if you type everything in green.
9) Struggle to come up with a list of 10 things when you're tired and aren't really in a particularly witty mood... when you're just doing this because you feel like you should post something seeing as it's been about a month since you've last posted. You're really not very good at this blogging thing, are you?
10) Plant some organic tomatoes. Delicious.
2 comments:
Hurray!
I celebrated earth day by attempting to convert my skin into a solar panel. I can now give off enough engery to effectivly heat a small home. I tested it and everything.
I am also now the exact shade of an organic tomoato.
excellent!
Also, I'm glad my one loyal reader is happy!
Post a Comment