Welcome to the future.

NASCAR recently announced it would introduce fuel injection for the 2011 season. Car of Tomorrow, welcome to today (if today were 1980).

Here are some other advancements on the way:

Transistor radios

Cable television

Ladies... in the workplace

Electronic typewriters

Cordless phones

and... uh... let's say Pasteurization

I don't like NASCAR. I guess that's what I'm getting out.

Ways in which the world will NOT end, according to the movie "2012"

1. Gay Marriage

2. Giant radioactive arctic spiders

3. Single-Payer health care systems

4. The 2nd Coming of Christ

5. 16 year old girls getting dumped

6. The 3rd Coming of Christ

7. Cap and Trade legislation

8. Teenage pregnancy pacts

9. Giant Mayan bird-god thing

10. Plausible scientific phenomena