Showing posts with label 2012. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2012. Show all posts

Monday, March 8, 2010

Ways in which the world will NOT end, according to the movie "2012"

1. Gay Marriage

2. Giant radioactive arctic spiders

3. Single-Payer health care systems

4. The 2nd Coming of Christ

5. 16 year old girls getting dumped

6. The 3rd Coming of Christ

7. Cap and Trade legislation

8. Teenage pregnancy pacts

9. Giant Mayan bird-god thing

10. Plausible scientific phenomena